Piddling in Bed

I've been peeing in Nina's bed. Its actually MY bed that I let Nina sleep on. I don't know what the big deal is. It is MY bed. Well, Nina has been very upset because I've been doing it every other night. She must hate laundry. I do it because I hate her. She is trying to steal my one true love, Vlad. Doesn't she know that? She always tries to keep us apart. He's in New York while I'm stuck with her in California. I know Vlad loves me more. He tells me so when we're together. I miss the days when it was just me and Vlad. Those were very happy times.

Smell you later,
Franny

Hey!